Wednesday, February 23, 2011

ONCE EVERY 283 YEARS

This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.

This happens once every 823 years and is called money bags. 

Based on Chinese Feng Shui the one who does not share this information.....will be without money. Not taking any chances!



Su Mo Tu We Th   Fr  Sa
                           1   2
 3   4    5    6   7    8   9
10 11 12   13  14  15 16
17 18 19   20   21 22 23
24 25 26   27   28  29 30
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Saturday, January 22, 2011

LOOK AT OBAMA'S EYES - THE WINDOWS TO THE SOUL

SEE THE FEAR AND HATE OF HIS OWN INADEQUACY AND LACK OF EXPERIENCE DEALING WITH SOMEONE MORE HORRIBLE THAN HIMSELF TO WHOM HE HAS BOWED DEFERENTIALLY!


Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Monday, July 26, 2010

POSTING COMMENTS

We have started moderating (reviewing) comments at this site and deleting any that are not in English, French or German and in a FONT or alphabet we cannot read.

We have nothing against the Asian fonts but cannot understand them and what they are saying. Just putting a title in English does not help us as these can be misleading so we need to be able to read the whole text.

Best wishes to the posters who have been coming here but please use a language we can read. You may find they get posted once we know what they are, even if they are off-subject.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

NO CLASS WHITE HOUSE

Michelle Obama's stylist hates her. What else explains her wearing this gown for the state dinner for Mexico that accentuates her floppy armpit and other body flab?

OOOPS!

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL...... I'M NOT?!!!



ANOTHER OOOPS - PROTOCOL CHIEF TAKES A FALL

Saturday, February 06, 2010

ENGLISH LANGUAGE IRAN POLITICAL CARTOONS








Oba-Hussein the useless idiot!




Khamenei (left) - Ahmadi-Nejad (center) - Rafsanjani (right)



 (French "ouvrez" = OPEN)

Saturday, January 16, 2010

HUMAN FACED LAMB! WHAT ARE THE LONELY SHEPHERDS DOING?



A SHEEP gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The lamb was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed a caesarean on the animal to take the lamb out, but was horrified to see that the features of the lamb's snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Vets said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

COOLEST TOMBSTONE

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery , Logan, Utah

I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?

TOMBSTONE


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.