Saturday, May 08, 2010

Saturday, February 06, 2010

ENGLISH LANGUAGE IRAN POLITICAL CARTOONS








Oba-Hussein the useless idiot!




Khamenei (left) - Ahmadi-Nejad (center) - Rafsanjani (right)



 (French "ouvrez" = OPEN)

Saturday, January 16, 2010

HUMAN FACED LAMB! WHAT ARE THE LONELY SHEPHERDS DOING?



A SHEEP gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The lamb was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed a caesarean on the animal to take the lamb out, but was horrified to see that the features of the lamb's snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

“I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Vets said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Friday, May 29, 2009

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

COOLEST TOMBSTONE

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery , Logan, Utah

I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?

TOMBSTONE


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

SEX STARVED SAUDIS

These photos from the first public underwear store in Saudi Arabia shows why sex-starved Moslems commit so many sex crimes when in other countries. They are retarded in this field.

Just last week a declared "moderate Moslem" Pakistani based in Buffalo, New York DECAPITATED his wife. A couple of days later another Moslem in New York city, an Afghan diplomat spent some 15-hours brutally beating his wife.

Both have been arrested. The Afghan only has limited diplomatic immunity.

The "moderate Moslem" has apparently been charged with manslaughter! After an initial charge of Second Degree murder. For cutting off his wife's head?

Maybe not premeditated, though his breaking a Restraining Order could be escalated to premeditated mindset and certainly should be First Degree Murder through the sheer brutality involved.








Sunday, February 08, 2009

THE OBAMA SAGA CONTINUES

The Obama Voter and the Obama Management Team - ready to destroy America in their own individual ways.

Shanequa
Shanequa say she voted for Obama five times, and she gonna' stand on dat telephone wit her pants off till her man Obama give her stimulus check and start making her mortgage payments like he say he would!




THREE STOOGES

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

STATE WHERE THE GOVERNORS MAKE OUR LICENSE PLATES FOR US


For visitors from overseas, America's car number plates are made by prison inmates while they serve their time. One former Illinois governor is aleady behind bars and the current one is apparently on his way to join him.


NUMBER PLATE

Saturday, January 03, 2009

SUNGLASSES BIGGER THAN THE BIKINIS

CLEAN NAUGHTY PLEASURE FOR THE EYES

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BIKINI 2




BIKINI 3




BIKINI 4

ANN D. OBAMA DIVORCE

SCANNED COPIES OF THE DIVORCE OF OBAMA'S MOTHER (you can have several fathers but only one true mother) of which FOUR PAGES have "GONE MISSING" to protect Obama from scrutiny.


It appears these three SCRUBBED pages reflect partly on details of the involved child and indicate his birth in Mombassa, Kenya.

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